Weekend contest ended

[sunshinecindy]

I'm still cleaning out my Sunshine Rewards box, so plenty of stuff left to give away.

In the spirit of Christmas, I'd like to hear why you deserve a Christmas AKA Sunshine Rewards gift, however, this one has a little twist.

Instead of telling us how nice you've been, we want to hear something naughty. So, with that in mind, give us your best naughty story and you could win a Santa gift pack. :angel:

This will end on Sunday night at 12 PST.

[wilsonfamily4]

OOOOOO, I love the twist. I can't think of one right now but I am looking forward to reading the responses.

[Hedy]

Does it have to be a story from this year?:angel::angel:
Today I was writing in an OpenTables reservation that "one member of our party is a vegetarian" (as I do on every OT reservation). I kind of inserted another vowel for the first "e." No wonder the hostess recognized my name.

[metallicaruler80]

While we do not want to admit when we are naughty = this is what I came up with: I have been so busy with work the past week, my diet has mostly consisted of donuts, chocolate - especially the hersheys kisses with the peppermint in them, kit kats and coffee :blush:. I actually had home made beef barely soup today, which was the first real good food I had all week. I felt so guilty for indulging in the bad stuff. I hope to get back on track this weekend!

[secretmoney]

My almost 28 year old son (Christmas baby) doesn't know it yet but he's giving my mother underpants for Christmas. Won't they both be surprised! Next year everyone will do their own shopping!

[ligrumpygirl]

Let's just say my favorite phrase is "If you have nothing nice to say...come sit next to me"!:angel:

[PSL1013]

How about, I hate the Holidays! Bah Humbug!!!! I don't decorate, I don't bake cookies, I don't send out any cards and I don't buy anyone gifts unless I have to!! There, my secret is out! :rotfl:

[speechteachri]

My best "naughty little secret" that I can come up with right now...

I have done as much of my shopping for Christmas this year online by comparison shopping to the max, through SR for the cash back and on my rewards card, so cash back toward Disney that way too...

I have gotten some great deals on some great gifts, and will be getting cashback twice (although I may have to file a couple of TT's), and none of the recipients even needs to be the wiser!!;)

[spring]

Almost embarrassed to admit this, but I know I'm among friends. :blush: As I clicked through SR to make multiple Christmas purchases this Holiday Season, I finally realized I spent more money on gifts for myself than for anyone else on my list, lol. My bad.........:D

[shmily1]

My bad thing was that I was suppose to have ordered a present about a month ago since it was a personalized gift. I ordered it this week, through SR of course, and now they won't get it until sometimes between Jan 8 and Jan 20!! :blush:Woops!!!

[catnapfan]

Every year (for the last 8 years) I have organized a holiday cookie exchange at work. This year for the first time my "homemade" cookies are actually from a Betty Crocker mix. Shhhhh.... please don't tell. ;)

[sammielynn]

I was the narrator for our choir cantata last week-end, and wore a wireless microphone. During dress rehearsal the sound man stopped the music during my opening reading. He says "Sammie, are you turned on?" I replied. "I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask in Church." The entire choir lost it and two older ladies cried and one left left the choir loft on the run to the restroom (she didn't make it, had to go home and change). I finally turned on my battery pack but, I don't think I will ever be given a microphone in Church again.:blush:

[SunshineGirl]

Hoping SunshineGuy doesn't read this but since you all are sharing and I am reading your stories, I figure I had better share. :)

I knew that SG was shopping for me on MyJewelryBox.com a couple of weeks ago. Curiosity got the best of me and I went in and pulled the reports to see how much he placed the order for (of course he used his SR account) and then I went on the site to see which things might cost that. LOL!

Shhhh.... if he reads this and busts me I will never hear the end of it!!!

[disneymomma]

I bought my cousin Mike a blow up doll for Christmas. :blush: (I refrained from including a picture) :D
It's an inside joke among certain family members. Now it's all wrapped up nicely under the tree. I just hope it doesn't kill my grandmother when she sees it! She usually has a good sense of humor though. lol

[Blessing and Miracle]

I was one of Tiger's mistresses!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



(Oh, did it have to be a true story?)


The lie alone ought to count for something.:rotfl::rotfl:

[Weluvdisny]

I have been naughty by neglecting my surveys here on SR. It's so much more fun to shop on the internet and get extra $ that way this time of the year!!

[~Kathie]

I found a limited edition piece I liked and sent DH an email with the email address of a dealer I know in California who happens to have the piece in stock.

When DH wasn't home, I checked his email to see if he contacted the dealer.

Nope....he didn't so I probably won't get it. Guess that's what I get for snooping. :blush:

[dwkay8]

I think I've been pretty good this year :D, but the worst thing I can think of is...

We implemented a new budget a few months ago where my husband and I both get a fixed amount of spending cash each week. One week, I found myself with no cash and a few wants. So I dipped into our Disney vacation cup and took about ten dollars. I fully intended on repaying it the following week, but I just never got around to it. Oops! :blush:

I suppose that's just as bad as sneaking a few personal purchases in with my Christmas shopping. Maybe I haven't been as good this year as I thought...

[lmroyea]

I've been naughty because I haven't been here on the forum in such a long time, I mean really long. I still do my shopping through SR, but I've neglected the forum in busy and chaotic times. Sorry everyone, I've been missing you.

[mollyeilis]

Just realized I have one. Though it's mainly a thought...

Hubby travels for work now. He hasn't traveled in a couple months, and isn't scheduled to go anywhere until February. But I kinda want him to go sooner than that.

Why? Because they let me book his hotels, and I've done so through hotels.com, and made over $20 Sunshine doing so! Or gosh, was it $30? Alas the Marriott stay didn't credit for some reason, but oh how I enjoyed those hotels.com credits for his work-travel!!!! Plus I found him two REALLY good hotels for that long stay (so if anyone wants a suggestion for Auckland and Canberra, I've got 'em) and he was very thankful!

So yeah, I want hubby to go away soonish so I can get more Sunshine credit. :o

[bbangel]

My guilty secret is that I told my boss I had another commitment and couldn't go to the holiday reception hosted by the big boss. I couldn't take another year of food I can't eat, bad opera singing and talking to people I don't like!

[schaery]

I threw out DDs Nirvana cds while she was gone for the weekend.

[nicholfamily5]

hmmmm...how naughty can we get?:giggle:



We were late for my son's Christmas concert because Mommy and Daddy had to have a "discussion" ..... lol.... tried to keep it PG for ya!

[eaglesdare]

i think this may fit into this category:

last april/may timeframe i ordered a new dsl camera from qvc, of course i did not tell hubby. it has only been used on 2 camping trips that hubby did not go on. as of today, i still have not told him that i bought that camera.

so for christmas i am going to put it back in the box and wrap it, give it to him for his present, knowing full well it is not what he wants at all. he wants a point and shoot, but see, this will get it out of the closet and i will be able to use it then. :angel:



now his birthday is 30 dec, so i do plan on getting him his point and shoot.:D

[schaery]

I think I've been pretty good this year :D, but the worst thing I can think of is...

We implemented a new budget a few months ago where my husband and I both get a fixed amount of spending cash each week. One week, I found myself with no cash and a few wants. So I dipped into our Disney vacation cup and took about ten dollars. I fully intended on repaying it the following week, but I just never got around to it. Oops! :blush:

I suppose that's just as bad as sneaking a few personal purchases in with my Christmas shopping. Maybe I haven't been as good this year as I thought...


You stole from the sacred Disney Vacation Cup?! That's not naughty, that's just downright un-American. ;)

[wilsonfamily4]

i think this may fit into this category:

last april/may timeframe i ordered a new dsl camera from qvc, of course i did not tell hubby. it has only been used on 2 camping trips that hubby did not go on. as of today, i still have not told him that i bought that camera.

so for christmas i am going to put it back in the box and wrap it, give it to him for his present, knowing full well it is not what he wants at all. he wants a point and shoot, but see, this will get it out of the closet and i will be able to use it then. :angel:
now his birthday is 30 dec, so i do plan on getting him his point and shoot.:D

I think that one takes the cake! I love that.

[m 'n c]

I'm to the point of sneaking in packages and shopping bags. I've overspent this past month and Mike is starting to catch on so I'm resorting to sneaking stuff in. Last night, I went to a store to return things and walked back out with a bag full of clothes for myself.

[gpp2001]

The naughtiest thing I can think of right now - is that I have been avoiding a lot of phone calls from my boss, the "office manager" and friends! If I see it's them on the caller id - I let it go to voice mail and then return the call when I feel like talking to them!

It's not the naughtiest but it's the only thing I can think of right now! And I wanted an entry in this contest! :D

[sunshinecindy]

I'm loving this....its making some of the things I do look mild AND its giving me some good ideas. :D

[cjnix32]

I ate SEVEN pillsbury cinnamon rolls this morning. My husband came down for breakfast and I sent him out to get me a back up hard drive. I ate his last two cinnamon rolls.

If we are going back aways....I passed out on the floor of one of my law professors and threw up in his trash can.

[fanofree]

I asked DD for help on this one... She said I spent way to much money on food in Las Vegas. She is, of course, right. If anyone saw the credit card slips from that trip....obscene.

Lets just say over half of the expenses were food and drink and I have a picture with a Michelin (how do you spell that?) Chef.:scarf: :eat: :cheers:

[sunshinecindy]

Ok, there were two posts that made me spit out my coffee while reading, so, I have to go with these.

Posts #12 and #15 (don't you WISH that was true).


Great job everyone, this was fun.


Ladies, open up a TT with your full name and home addy so i can send you your prize...BTW

Congrats Blessing and Miracle and Sammielynn

[eaglesdare]

congrats ladies!:sunshine:

[sammielynn]

Thanks! Fun contest!

[askomsky]

I was the narrator for our choir cantata last week-end, and wore a wireless microphone. During dress rehearsal the sound man stopped the music during my opening reading. He says "Sammie, are you turned on?" I replied. "I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask in Church." The entire choir lost it and two older ladies cried and one left left the choir loft on the run to the restroom (she didn't make it, had to go home and change). I finally turned on my battery pack but, I don't think I will ever be given a microphone in Church again


Hoping SunshineGuy doesn't read this but since you all are sharing and I am reading your stories, I figure I had better share.

I knew that SG was shopping for me on MyJewelryBox.com a couple of weeks ago. Curiosity got the best of me and I went in and pulled the reports to see how much he placed the order for (of course he used his SR account) and then I went on the site to see which things might cost that. LOL!

Shhhh.... if he reads this and busts me I will never hear the end of it!!!


I bought my cousin Mike a blow up doll for Christmas. :blush: (I refrained from including a picture)
It's an inside joke among certain family members. Now it's all wrapped up nicely under the tree. I just hope it doesn't kill my grandmother when she sees it! She usually has a good sense of humor though. lol


I was one of Tiger's mistresses!
:rotfl:



(Oh, did it have to be a true story?)


The lie alone ought to count for something.:rotfl::rotfl:


i think this may fit into this category:

last april/may timeframe i ordered a new dsl camera from qvc, of course i did not tell hubby. it has only been used on 2 camping trips that hubby did not go on. as of today, i still have not told him that i bought that camera.

so for christmas i am going to put it back in the box and wrap it, give it to him for his present, knowing full well it is not what he wants at all. he wants a point and shoot, but see, this will get it out of the closet and i will be able to use it then.



now his birthday is 30 dec, so i do plan on getting him his point and shoot.:D

Cindy is right, I just finished reading through this thread and the guys at work want to know why I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.

What a way to start my morning! :rotfl:

[~Kathie]

That was a fun contest. I nearly peed my own pants when I read Sammie's.

Congratulations ladies!!!

[Blessing and Miracle]

OMG, I can't believe I won!!! :banana::banana:

Thank you soooo much. Now how am I gonna explain my win to DH! :angel::rotfl:

Cindy, he is soooo not my type! Seriously!! lol.

[sammielynn]

Prize came yesterday! Great stuff, thanks!

[Blessing and Miracle]

I got my goodies today! Thank you soooo much. What a wonderul bag of surprises. Everybody in the family was grabbing and I had to remind them that it was for me!!! :rotfl:

Thank you Sunshine Rewards. You're the best!